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​Cheers to another year of good content!
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I love creating—but what’s the point if my work just sits in a file all day? This website is my way of sharing everything I’ve made, a place where creativity gets to shine instead of collecting digital dust. Hope you enjoy! (=
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🎉 2026 New Year’s LIVE! 🧨

🎉 2026 New Year’s LIVE! 🧨

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A LIVE slice of Simon’s New Year’s Eve, capturing the food, games, and great traditions of a family party transitioning into 2026.

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Most satisfying feelings on the planet

Most satisfying feelings on the planet

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Cutting butter? Soup on a cold night? Waking up violently, then realizing you have nowhere to be? Who can beat these feelings? Read now!!

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The President Car; the car that thinks its a Tank!

The President Car; the car that thinks its a Tank!

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The Internet’s Biggest Debates, Settled

The Internet’s Biggest Debates, Settled

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Welcome to Controversy Corner! Our special tonight is cereal as a soup...or is it? Come and find out!

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Fun, lighthearted podcasts to make your day just a bit better (=



The Dawn of Existence


A pebble is cast into the Hearth of the Hearth. A shadow uncloaked.

The fabrics of that which once wasn’t, became.

An unshaped, tattered thing is formulated. Frozen like a knot, waiting to be untied.

Nothingness races effortlessly over the astral plane. Each new foggy biome dawns, as if a boundless entity breathes existence into the eon (new word: meaning “dimension”).

Space forms boundaries, matter forms shape, and time forms a pulse. 

Three incarnations of existence destined to create life.

The newly formed crystals are ejected. The first, controlling space, lands in the South-West. The second, controlling matter, lands in the far North-West. And the most powerful, controlling time, shoots straight up like a bullet and falls back into the Heart of the Hearth.

Vosher is breathed into being.

Before the first pebble was cast, and before the moon of Vosher shone above the glistening pools of Neo-tep, a timeless, shapeless creature shifted in the nothingness. And when Vosher-0 came into ideas of existence, this power set out to stabilize all three crystals, creating the world. It succeeded in stabilizing the time and space crystal, and took on its physical form; Myra, a simple girl with brown hair and freckles. 

But power, like water, seeks a crack. In secret, an evil power is rising. A great evil lord, liquefied darkness, was seeping into the matter crystal, and corrupting it from its roots. By the time she reached it, it was overcome by evil, too much for her to handle.

From this point forward, the stabilization crystals became great fighting assets; if good or evil possessed two of the three, they had dominance in warfare. For if war was waged, those who had power over them could simply unstabilize them, sending the other into complete chaos.

Evil tried to strangle Myra at all costs. But it failed in doing so, as it had not yet taken physical form.

And thus, two powers form; never allied, never sleeping.

Here ends the beginning of the great lore and history of Vosher.


Timeline

Beginnings

Vosher’s history began in 1000 when a pebble was cast into the Hearth of the Hearth. This single act created three stabilization crystals to govern space, matter, and time. By year 1006, a physical incarnation named Myra formed; she successfully stabilized the crystals of space and time, but failed to stop an evil force from corrupting the matter crystal.

Ancient Wars & Settlement

Two great powers fought for many long years across the seas of Vosher-0 (the planet). After many centuries, they died away, their remains formed massive geographical landmarks known as Drakthal and the Centerpiece. In 2000, the wizard Squash and another mysterious one fled King Maelraxis to settle Purpur Island alongside scientific purpur bees.

The Transition (Seasons 1 & 2)

In 2029, COVID-19 wiped out all humans, leading to the invention of the term "Vosherling." This marked the beginning of seasons 1 and 2 of the Vosher video game.

The Age of Chaos (Seasons 3 & 4)

Life continued to prosper, and civilization grew into an economy. To begin season 3, a moon of Bendis hit Vosher-0, creating Hyperspace zones from the excess energy. Soon after, a creature working for Maelraxis called the Stalker arrived in Drakthal and briefly unstabilized the matter crystal. This event eradicated the Hyperspace zone energy and caused the world to overgrow in a matter of days, ushering in season 4.
Fabric Falls (Season 5)

By 2071, the malevolent Stalker had transformed into the Tyrant and shattered the space crystal in Lorehaven. This caused the city to begin a slow, agonizing descent toward the planet's core, signaling the start of season 5.

Tectonic Tides (Season 6)

The conflict culminated in 2082 when the Tyrant attempted to seize total power. He was thwarted by the character Vo, who sacrificed himself to save reality by putting himself between the crystal and the water stone. While Vo’s sacrifice was valiant, it triggered a massive tidal wave that annihilated 96% of life on the Centerpiece. This catastrophe ushered in a flooded, volcanic era known as the Tectonic Tides—the definitive season 6 live event.

You are now up to the modern day.